Chris went to bed sexually frustrated.
When he awoke in the morning, he wasn't. Good dreams, one could
suppose.
More likely, he was used to it, it had
been ten years since he felt human contact. In a sense it was by
choice, since he decided to live in the middle of nowhere. He even
chose to live in the middle of nowhere alone. He simply regretted the
decision very much.
Chris was a large man, in every sense
of the word. He had a large brain, a large torso, and a large
personality. His large long beard was nothing new to him. He'd had it
since he could grow it. The only thing that would have taken some
getting used to was the fact that it had some grey in it now.
Luckily, he didn't own a mirror, and his big bushy beard wasn't so
long that he could see it when he squished his chin down to his
chest.
Living in the woods had been a
marvellous idea, when he lived in the city. Chris had been working
for a law firm as a paralegal, but, not an actual paralegal.
So he did the job that a paralegal does but without any of the
training or the higher pay. There's a term for it; secretary. He was
a secretary.
Working
as a secretary at a law firm wasn't fulfilling in anyway for him, nor
was his tiny apartment, and nor was paying for prostitutes once a
month(he would have gotten more, but he couldn't afford this once a
month habit as it was. Surprisingly, prostitutes have become very
expensive).
When people have unfulfilled lives, and
spend most of their time feeling lonely. They dream about how their
lives could be better. The thing that makes people truly unique from
one another, is that when they are unfulfilled (which is more common
that it should be), they imagine so many different things that would
make their lives better.
For some people they imagine; being
famous, as an actor, or a singer. For some people they imagine;
having millions of dollars and nice clothes. Some imagine having
power, others imagine a house and a couple of cars; that match the
family that they can support with ease and no financial strain.
Others imagine themselves as super writers that will make a modest
living out of spewing words.
Chris wanted none of these things.
Chris hated society and wanted to give up on it. He wanted to return
to a life much less common that it used to be. Something he thought
to be very common about four or five hundred years ago. He wanted to
be a hermit.
There are a few problems with becoming
a hermit in the twenty first century. Mostly, society doesn't ever
want you to be one. It's expensive to buy property and it's expensive
to build even a cabin up to code. And it's hard to find land that
isn't already being used for something.
Meanwhile, Chris presumed that three or
four hundred years ago, it was easier to just walk into a forest,
cut down some trees, build a cabin, do some landscaping to be able to
make a garden. Live a life.
That's actually exactly what he ended
up doing, however, his constant complaint to himself about being a
hermit in the twenty first century, was not that he couldn't be a
hermit, but where he had to
be a hermit. North. Not a little north; very
north. The last of the forest before the tundra, and not the bottom
half of that forest, more like the top quarter.
It was
the only way that he knew he could be sure that no one would find him
and tell him not to build his cabin.
So ten
years ago, Chris set off into the wilderness of Northern
Saskatchewan. And he was never seen or heard from again.
The
first year, he almost died. He almost died getting lost in the forest
that was so thick, he couldn't even think about where to build his
cabin. He spend that winter using up all of his supplies for food and
water. Supplies that he thought would last him at least five to six
years. He spent the winter in an old beaver dam, for a stream that
was no longer there.
The
second year, he was able to chop down some trees and make a tiny one
room cabin for himself, and he was able to make a tiny garden. Which
got him through the winter, but barely.
The
third year he almost died of loneliness. It had been over six hundred
days since he had heard another human's voice. He also felt that he
could not masturbate anymore, as he always felt that his hands were
too dirty. In this third year, it's safe to say, he went a little
mad.
The
fourth, fifth and sixth years were the best for him. He was
completely crazy, but he worked hard all spring, summer and fall to
survive the winter. He started to see past loves of his each day, and
he would talk to them and they would tell him that they were proud of
him, and he should be proud of himself as well. And he was.
The
seventh, eight and ninth years. Were the worst for him. His
hallucinations turned horrible to him, they would tease him sexually
almost every day, and the animals of the forest had broken through
his defences and ate up most of his garden. He also was attacked by a
bear in the middle of the night once in the summer. It had scratched
his large torso and every day since, when he woke up in the morning.
The scar would remind him that it was there by screaming out to him
with pain.
In the
tenth year Chris, in the middle of the summer. Chris went to bed very
sexually frustrated and woke up feeling fine. Good dreams one could
suppose. First good dream in a long time. He wasn't sure if he had
really woken up at all.
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